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House & Kids

by Salvatore

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1.
I Do Not Like This New Kid My Son Is Hanging Out With 03:23
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hey hon where's our son has he been heard from? you say he's out with someone is it someone with a giant flaming gun tattooed on his forearm? our son's new friend is a moron, a violent crazy moron i do not like this new kid my son is hanging out with i cannot seem to get this story out of my head some kid snuck into the zoo to set a tiger on fire he now is pretty dead it's easy to forget that at that age you just have so much stupid shit inside your head
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That Is A Ripoff And I Am Not Going To Buy It 04:00
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you must be messing with me that has got to be a joke holy cow that's completely crazy that has got to be a typo what a ripoff what a stupid ripoff that's a ripoff and i'm not gonna buy it that's outrageous i'm pissed off all they want to do is gouge you twist the knife and leave you bleeding they must think you're pretty stupid you'd have to be a fool to do it can you let it go can you forget about it it's impossible to live without it they rip you off they rip you off they suck your blood drink your blood bleed you dry take your money ripoff
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My Daughter Is Dressed Like An Alien Prostitute 03:00
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yeah, i know i shouldn't have said it, but i had to say something yeah, i know i didn't say it right baby she's my little dumpling she's too young to obsess about the way her body looks my daughter is dressed like an alien prostitute ohh my honeybee ohh my little funnybee do you want disgusting men to fantasize about my honeybee my little funnybee do you want perverted creeps undressing you with their eyes can't she dress like a normal human? does she have to dress that way? does she have to buy twenty pounds of makeup at the mall every saturday? i can't stand that, that gucci handbag she's always carrying my daughter is dressed like a slutty bulgarian i had to say something
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I Am Going To Lose My Mind If I Have To Reattach The Gutters Again 03:24
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this stupid house is falling apart i don't think i can fix it i don't know where to start the foundation is garbage we've got a problem with rot the mice keep eating the wiring and the plumbing's shot i'm going to lose my mind if i have to reattach the gutters one more time if i gotta do the gutters one more time it'll happen at night while we're in our beds the roof will come caving in and smash in our heads and if we're not dead from it we'll have to go live with my cousin it's six of one or a half dozen i just know that the end is coming
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Your Father Is Not Going To Die For A Long Time 04:04
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last night i'm in the middle of something when who do i hear but my littlest one oh oh the little one's trying but can't explain the family's fine and she's not in pain oh oh when the night falls and you feel small darling, don't cry your daddy's not gonna die for a long long time every night it seems to make her think about the breath i'm taking running out oh oh it's big but it's a world that you and i will not be separated by oh oh when the night falls and you feel small yeah, the night calls and your heart falls
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I Would Like My Wife To Wear A Burqa 03:07
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no one can know about my baby cuz they might come and try to take her away i can't let anybody know we gotta move to a village where no one will go i gotta keep it a pretty little secret i gotta keep you where no one can see you i wanna dress my boo in a burqa paranoid love if anybody asks i'll say she's a sherpa because of love no one can know about my girl i gotta keep her away from the rest of the world no one can know about my wife i gotta lock her in a closet for the rest of her life i wanna dress my boo in a burqa ultimate love it'll hide everything and it's gonna be purple ridiculous love i got so much love

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released December 15, 2011

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